Well then, hello to all!

I'm an ill-mannered, offensive rude and disgustingly fat while also being ugly sort of man in his 50s.

Ah! I almost had you, I'm not actually. I'm in truth just a 19 year old guy languages student called David.

I'm looking for a delightful excentric gal in order to embark on some fantastic escapades and hijinks! (And general silliness too at times).

My favourite oxymoron is 'act natural', my favourite colour is indigo and yes I am real and not a sophisticated edition of a Spambot or something!

I look forward to hearing from people - it's be fantastic to hear from people, even just for a bit of silly smalltalk about the weather if they wanted. I mean, it is pretty sunny and all...

David

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