My job takes me to see around 100 people per day, so as you can imagine I meet many women on my travels. Most of them I don't find attractive because they wear buckets of make up, or are smoking or just plain brainless! In fact I don't think I have met a single one that I could say 'I could see us spending the rest of our lives together'

So if I went by those statistics over the past 2 1/2 years in my job - I'm pretty screwed!

So that's why I am on here posting this up, I doubt it will improve my chances but it's free so why not?

I am 27 years old, tall and very well built. I am a little bit of a geek and am very good with anything to do with my hands. I adore cars, driving them, modifying them, talking about them and I think my ideal partner would have to share my passion. I don't drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs apart from the odd headache tablets. I am very mild tempered, it's rare for me to even shout at someone. I am kind, caring a respectful and enjoy making other people laugh. My favourite stuff is: Chinese food, the movie 'Top Gun' and my cars.

So here is the bit that discards 99.99% of any women reading this - What kind of women am I after??
Height, hair colour, skin colour, breast size... these kind of things don't bother me, I have seen stunning women under all those criteria so they are irrelevant but I don't find overweight women attractive - but that's as far as aesthetics go really.
She will have to be witty and sarcastic, be able to hold a decent conversation.
She wouldn't mind getting some engine grease under her finger nails, last thing I want is a barbie girl. I like a women who doesn't need make up on to look and feel good.
Socialising down the pub is always a plus point but I don't find clubbing and/or getting totally wasted appealing at all, in my opinion getting too drunk is for people who have a lot of inhibitions - this is why I don't drink.
I have no desire for children - this has always been the case with me and will not change. However I do see the benefits of children they do not outweigh the negative points. This single choice is what puts women off and essentially what led to my last relationship failing - I see no point in hiding his fact as it would just lead to more failures.

So that's the basics covered I think, I realise the chances of getting any replies from this are slim but hey!

Email me: battle_bus@hotmail.co.uk with a little about yourself and a picture.

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