I am a selfish prick.

I'm looking for a woman to take me out to nice places and generally show me a good time.

I am tall, dark and athletic. I have a good relationship with my mum, and have amazing taste in shoes.

About you:

You will be physically fit and intelligent enough to hold your own in a conversation. You should have the confidence to have a life of your own without a boyfriend who tells you how wonderful you are every 17 minutes.

Please do not expect me to call you every day, buy you flowers, or generally do nice things that guys "are supposed to do". It's just not me.

I don't mind what height, hair colour or skin colour you are, but I do ask that you look after yourself. Preferably with a gym membership...that you actually use...more than once every 6 months.

Please write to me about why I should meet you. I am looking forward to hearing from you.

P.S. Don't contact me if you are repressed or have issues with men.

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