Hi,

Been single for a little while now. I've decided its not for me and would love to meet that someone special again.

To pay her compliments, & buy her little gifts from time to time. To laugh together, argue together, chill out together, drink & eat together, and basically enjoy one another's company.

Ideally I would like to meet a non smoker (just like me), and aged between 35 and 45. If you're younger however and want a sugar daddy..... no, just kidding. well ok, no younger than 30 then - lol.

Children? Nope, I don't have any. Don't worry, I won't run a million miles if you do though. As long as its not as many as the Waltons of course ;o)

As for the large cock, he's not mine, I borrowed the rooster from a farmer mate of mine - ooh aar. Still, one can dream.

I'm not Brad Pitt, but then I'm not Harry the Hamster either (google the name if you don't know who he is - Harry I mean, not Brad)

Right then, if I've not put you off me by now, get in touch and we'll take it from there.

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